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Zuflucht der Engel

The Temple East of Sanity

How Do You Like Them Apples?

Pitas!

Striking Terror into the Hearts of...Dragons?

Ryu: *Eyes growing impossibly wide as the Object of his Nightmares descends upon him* Oh GOD, NO! Please! I'll do anything you want! Just please don't do--O-oookay, that's about enough of that! *Thrashes about to keep above water as the force of Touma's glomping nearly drowns him* Hey, don't put your hands there!

Kai: Sempai, what just happened here?

Ranmaru: I think you just got evicted from your cuddle.

Kai: Oh...well, that sucks rocks! He was comfy, too! I guess that just means I'll have to cuddle you instead! *Flings himself at one rather torqued-looking Ranmaru, much to Enjoji's dismay*

Enjoji: *sulking on the other side of the hot tub with a black thundercloud over his head* gaki...

Ken: *Wandering by with a Sapporo, still wearing his Speedo* Hey, guys! Come on over here! This hot tub's got some action going on! *Watches, perfectly at ease with his voyeuristic tendencies*

Chibi-tenshi-Kenken: *flapflapflapping his little wings* Now wait just a minute! I'm a voyeur now? You yaoi writers have gone too far this time! You just wait, I'll-- *Is punted over the horizon by the mysterious Hand from Above*

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 10:54 a.m. on Thursday, May 31, 2001. *cackle*

When Muses Attack!

Touma: He's! Wearing! Combat! Boots! And! A! Thong!

Touma: *POUNCE*!~!!

Ryu: *looking up from the edge of the hot-tub* Hrrm? Whozzat? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

...And Touma gleefully tackles Ryu, and proceeds to do all manner of naughty things to him. ^_-

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 08:59 a.m. on Thursday, May 31, 2001. *cackle*

We're overdue for a cameo

Trunks: Hou~ guess we couldn't avoid it forever. Looks like we got roped in, too.

Goten: [glomping his arm] Well, we needed some time away from our busy schedule, ne? All that maintenance work around the Temple, we haven't had any quality time... ^^

Trunks: Huh. We get ignored too much lately, too much work and too little credit... It's all because of this WK obsession going on. Entirely too much.

Goten: ... You actually want the attention Youji's been getting lately?

Trunks: [pales] On second thought, NO. Forget it, I enjoy being passed over. [coughs fitfully] How 'bout some hottubbing?

Goten: Hey... that little green-haired guy over there...

Trunks: Looks famili--AAH!!! Kisama da!! [clotheslines the little Sprite as it attempts to whizz past, landing it stunned right in Touma's lap] Serves you right!

Muse: [shakes its head dazedly and looks vaguely angry] ...

[From Elsewhere, screams of agony are heard]

Goten: [shiver] Come on, Trunks... [grabs him by the arm and makes tracks for the hottub, topspeed]

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 12:47 a.m. on Saturday, May 26, 2001. *cackle*

You've been a bad boy...

A bat-winged fifteen-year old boy with floppy black devil's horns chases Elysaar's turquoise-haired Muse around the massage parlor.

Touma: Kaachan has authorized ME to execute your punishment! *evilsmuggrin*

Muse: *flutters frantically, just out of reach*

Touma: Hold still, dammit! Take your punishment like a man!

Muse: *shakes his head and whispers something*

Touma: *glaaaaare* All right, take it like a BOY, then!

Tsumaru: *snicker* You said 'take it,' aniki.

Touma: U'SSAI NA!! I am NOT your aniki!

Muse: *attempts to flee in the confusion*

Kou: *points at Tsumaru* Who is that and why is it clinging to Squall like a limpet?

Irvine: I really think I don't want to know. Wanna go soak in the hot tub?

Kou: *wickedgrin* Sure, but I'll need someone to put lotion on my back.

Irvine: Deal.

Touma: WILL you HOLD STILL for ONE MINUTE!?

Muse: *shakes head vehemently and continues to flee*

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 07:22 a.m. on Friday, May 25, 2001. *cackle*

Getting Cozy...

Ryu:*After watching Zell and Irvine advancing on Squall with the suntan lotion, flutters off in the direction of the hot tub. Which hot tub, we can't be certain, but somebody cute should be in it.*

Enjoji:*Looking up* Oh, hey...it's the bat-kid! And he's wearing a thong!

Ryu: I'm a dragon! Not a bat! Jerk....

Enjoji: *leers* But you're a cute bat.....in that little thong and those combat boots.....

Ranmaru: *Clobbers Enjoji with a sake bottle* Temee...

Kai: Well, you are cute...You have hair like Sempai's! *Big shimmering eyes*

Ryu: *Wilting* Second best...Ah well, better than nothing...*Splashes down for a cuddle, combat boots and all* Finally, a little luck...*glances around to make sure he isn't being stalked and sighs in happy dragon-boy relief*

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 08:49 p.m. on Tuesday, May 22, 2001. *cackle*

+Elsewhere, in a hot tub...+

"Hey, Aya, pass my pina colada, would you?"

"Why?"

"Because you love me."

*pause* "I do?"

"Yeah, the script says so. Now gimme the damned pina colada."

"....no."

"What!? Why not?"

"This one's mine. Get your own."

*purr* *sidle* "If you give it to me, I'll..." *whisperwhisper*

One wet, naked, debauched Yohji later, a felinely-satisfied Aya hands him the pina colada.

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 12:21 p.m. on Tuesday, May 22, 2001. *cackle*

Too sexy for this...*pause*...clone?

Sa Gojyou looks around. "I really AM too good for this place. Much too much for the common folk, ya know? And there are no WOMEN here!"

Kou stares at him, then tramps up to him in combat boots, full-body tribal tattoo, and very little else. "You stole my line."

Yohji gives Kou a long, suspicious look, then shudders. "Both of you, shut up! Don't you realize there are half-naked boys around here, ready to pounce at a moment's notice and try to turn you to the Gay Side?"

Gojyou does a full-body creeped-out shiver. Kou shivers a little, and looks around. "You're right."

Gojyou and Kou look at each other. "We've got to get out of here." <--In unison.

"But first!" Yohji holds up a jar of chocolate body-paint. "I've got to do my part." He grins wickedly.

Aya appears and points at Gojyou with a paintbrush. "Not him, though."

"Why not?"

"He's our son."

THUD. THUD. THUD.

Irvine rakes his hair back, trying vainly to retrieve his cowboy hat from a black-winged, black-horned ecchibi fluttering just out of reach. "Ooookay...that was random."

Touma smirks down at him. "You think THAT was random? You should see Kaachan surfing the 'Net some time."

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 01:10 p.m. on Friday, May 18, 2001. *cackle*

Got Wood?

Irvine: Hey, SQUALL! How'd you end up here!? Man, I never thought... Well, hey, this is cool, isn't it?

Squall: *grumblegrumble* ...Whatever.

Irvine: Man, how'd you end up here? And where's your jacket...? ...and your shirt? ...and your pants...?

Squall: I am NOT NAKED, dammit. *growlgrumblesnarl* ...and I don't want to talk about it.

Irvine: You're wearing a thong. That's close enough to naked for me. *POUNCE*

Squall: ARGH! Get off of me! I'm not gay, dammit!

Irvine: *evil H-grin* Oho? *squirmpurrnuzzle* And this is...?

Squall: *eyes roll back in head* Grr...s-stop...

Irvine: Ladies and gentlemen, Irvine Kinneas hits his target again!

Squall: Stop...dammit...I'm trying to be surly...

Zell: *wanders over* Hey, Irvine, I found the sun-tan -- WHOA!! Hey, is that SQUALL!?

Squall: ... ... ... ...

Squall:...Shoot me now.

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 06:17 a.m. on Tuesday, May 15, 2001. *cackle*

Youji: Aya, you're back! Where did you go, what happened?!

Aya: [glaaaare] I'm not talking about it.

Youji: .... Why are you wearing a parka? It's hot!

Aya: [glares at the coat] Apparently this is part of that little creature's retribution. He said there was only one way to get it off, but didn't say what.

Youji: Oh really... I bet I have an idea-- [glomps Aya's legs]

Aya: WAH!! [dragged into the jacuzzi fully clothed]

[Suspicious waves and bubbles reach the surface... eventually followed by a parka...]

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 05:43 p.m. on Sunday, May 13, 2001. *cackle*

Denial.

Irvine:*blinkblink* Okay...See, we have a problem. I don't know if this is some time compression accident or something, but I think I ended up somewhere I shouldn't have. What's with all the half-naked guys?

Ryu: Welcome to my nightmare... *sigh*

Irvine: Ooh...you're cute...finally, a female face! And that short hair is so--

Ryu: URUSAI! I'm a GUY, you ASS! And a muse, for that matter! And a damn good one! I don't deserve this! *flutters off to go watch the proceedings in the hot tub*

Irvine: Damn...Ah well, a pretty face is a pretty face...maybe this won't be so bad after--HEY! WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES?

Voice from Above: You've still got the hat and chaps...

Irvine: *sweatdrop*

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 03:42 p.m. on Friday, May 11, 2001. *cackle*

Splish, splash.

Touma: WHEE!! I'm NAKED!! XD XD *cannonballs into the jacuzzi*

Omi: GETITOFFGETITOFFGETITOFF--Ooh, Ken in speedos...

Sa Gojyou: *prances around in a leopard-print g-string* I'm TOO sexy for this place...

Omi: *looks sharply at Gojyou* *stares at Yohji* *stares at Gojyou again* *then at Aya*

Omi: Hey, Yohji-kun, is there something you're not telling us?

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 12:42 p.m. on Friday, May 11, 2001. *cackle*

Provocation and Creation

Youji: Well, all things considered, this isn't so bad, naa, Aya?

Aya: ... [glare]

Youji: Ah, c'mon... [wraps his arms around Aya's neck] at least we get a little time off work... [leans in] Nee---?

Aya: ... [begins to look a little less displeased]

Youji: WAH!! [jumps back with a floating bishounen attached to his shoulders] What the heck are you?!

Muse: *giggle*

Aya: [draws his katana]

Youji: [steps out of the way and watches Aya swipe after the little Sprite for a while. It moves like a dragonfly, and Aya isn't coming close] *sigh*

Muse: [smiling widely at Aya, ducks a few more sword-slashes, then darts back towards Youji, grabbing both his hands]

Youji: Hey, whattreyou--Mmpph!! [thoroughly kissed]

Aya: Ki-KISAMA!! SHINEEE!!!

Muse: [smirks and flits off again]

Youji: [blushing furiously, he opens his left hand] Oi, what's this...?

[A small, ornate business card reads: "Utopian Trunks' Muse. Currently specializing in uke-Youji in general, Aya x Youji in particular."]

Youji: [pales] Oh, no... Aya! Don't mess with him!! Stooop!!!

Aya: Hells no! I'm going to--[bleep]

Youji: Aya? Aya? [the redhead is, effectively, gone] Oh, shit.

Muse: [flits over and puts several pages with a bold heading in Youji's hands] *giggle* [disappears]

Youji: [looks warily at the pages] "Say Something"...? Why is it I don't want to read this? The last time something like this happened... [shudder]

Ken: [from offstage] Hey, Youji!! They've got a jaccuzi over here! C'mon, everybody's getting naked!

Youji: [looks back and forth between the script and the jacuzzi] Ah, fuck it. I wanna see Ken in a Speedo. [tosses the pages over his shoulder and trots off]

The bishounen were successfully manhandled at 02:47 p.m. on Friday, May 11, 2001. *cackle*

"We're not in Kansas anymore..."

I have a bad feeling about this.

And where are my clothes, anyhow!? My nice, serviceable, baggy clothes that kept me feeling quite secure, thank you very much, no matter how much Yohji-kun kept telling me I should wear more form-fitting stuff. Well, now I am, and I don't know where it came from, and--is that glitter? *meep* I don't like the way girls look at me when I wear crop tops, anyhow. Or the way Yohji-kun looks, for that matter...or...or Ken-kun, either...

Well, it's not that I don't like it but I feel funny.

But I digress. I've woken up in a strange place full of winged creatures and fox-eared creatures and mostly-naked boys, all of them running around with hungry looks on their faces, and some of them...eep!! Some of them look like they want to molest me!

Somebody, HELP me!!

And I have a headache. This strange place...it's going to be very hard to get home, isn't it?

I have a feeling this has happened to me before.